| Is the parking lot clean? |
or is there trash everywhere? |
| Is the landscaping in good shape? |
or is everything dead in the middle of spring? |
| Are the Air Conditioning vents clean? |
or do they have chunks of dust getting ready to fall
off? |
| Are the menus clean? |
or do they have food left on them from the previous
patrons? |
| Are the Salt & Pepper shakers clean? |
or did someone drop them in their food yesterday? |
| Are the window sills clean? |
or are their dead bugs on them? |
| Is the restrooms trash can OK? |
or is it overflowing? |
| Does the restroom have hot water? |
or does everyone have to use cold water? |
| Is the Hostess friendly? |
or should he or she find a job in an assembly line? |
| Is the manager visible? |
or are they clueless of what's going on? |